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  • Parents: This is just a stupid phase!
  • Parents: Your music is horrible!
  • Parents: self-harm is the most stupid thing in this world.
  • Parents: School is not stressing.
  • Parents: That's ridiculous,You're too young to be depressed.
  • Parents: Stop being so anti-social!
  • Parents: Adolescence is not bad.
  • Parents: What's wrong honey? you can tell us everything.
  • Me: Lol no thanks, i'm fine.

swagdeddy:

i would literally never play this game again if that happened to me


"In Roman community baths, it was customary for men to stand and applaud when a well-endowed peer entered the water."

why are men so weird everywhere always (x)

i just imagined this and cannot stop loling

(via retconcorps)

'CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MASSIVE DONG SIR'   'THANK YOU SIR I INHERITED IT FROM MY PARENTS'   'TRULY AMAZING SIR'  
(via theinfinitejests)



purrprinthom:

sketchinetch:

cremebuns:

emeralddragoness:

cremebuns:

A man just walked past me and said “excuse me, but you look very nice tonight darlin” I said thank you and he said you’re welcome and walked off. And that is how you compliment a woman without harassing them

No, that is still unsolicited, and thus, harassment. No amount of “darlins” is gonna make me not want to punch your ass for coming on to me without provocation.

GOD

SHUT UP

UR SO STUPID

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[x]

the comic is killing me


  • me: "no honestly I'm the most chill person you'll ever meet"
  • me: *throws shade 24/7*
  • me: *blatantly hates everyone and everything*
  • me: *is overdramatic*
  • me: *is a major asshole*
  • me: *complains about everything*

otterboxes:

♪ strums guitar why is it so hard to find decent clothes at reasonable prices


dopoep:

Choi Seung Hyun for Vogue Korea

dopoep:

Choi Seung Hyun for Vogue Korea


owlberta:

shakespearelove:

undeadalec:

dalekplz:

sweatyeah:

thescienceofjohnlock:

this kinda sums up tumblr for me

OH MY GOD

I WASN’T EXPECTING THAT


shakespearelove, techie-goddess: this is for you.

Accurate.

Omg

owlberta:

shakespearelove:

undeadalec:

dalekplz:

sweatyeah:

thescienceofjohnlock:

this kinda sums up tumblr for me

OH MY GOD

I WASN’T EXPECTING THAT

shakespearelove, techie-goddess: this is for you.

Accurate.

Omg


overlypolitebisexual:

cat people: dogs are cool too
dog people: cats don’t feel love did you know a cat once MURDERED my MOTHER